That Schmelnoz guy is right. I am a dumbass.
Despite recurring signs involving fish over the past month or so, it never actually occurred to me to look inside the giant fish I have hanging right over my own mantlepiece. (I call him “Mike the Pike”.)
So apparently at some time in the past I knew what was going on and knew I was going to forget everything so I wrote myself a letter and stuck it in the fish. Then I set up all these little signs everywhere I knew I would go hoping they would lead me to look there.
They didn’t.
Fortunately I’ve got a time-travelling alien watching my back.
I know the letter is real because it’s in my own handwriting and says things that only I would know.
It also explains quite a few things.
And one of those things is that I’ve got to be really careful what I talk about here from here on out.
In fact I’ve probably said too much already.
However, the damage is already done so there’s no point taking any of it back now.
It turns out being the Spamrider of the Apocalypse is actually a pretty big responsibility.
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