Lesbian Lovers #44

Dear Bel:

While my husband and I were watching Lesbian Lovers #44 last night, I noticed my daughter was on the tape! I managed to press stop and before my husband noticed it was her. We made love and now I just don’t know what to do! My daughter is a beautiful and talented college student, I can’t believe she is a lesbian! I am heartbroken and shocked by this. If her father finds out, he will kill her. I love my daughter, but if she is truly a lesbian, it will be hard for me to love her as I did before. What do I tell her father?

– A Mother

Dear Mother:

Your daughter I like, she is very talented. Face facts, your daughter is a lesbian, know this is not something she chose. God chose her to be a lesbian because of her great beauty. I have seen her future, she will star in many pornographic movies and make a lot of money. Your prayers for financial security in your old age have been answered. Do not question it. I urge you to accept her and her partner with grace. I only hope your husband stops masturbating to the video.


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Saint Garion

Bel Garion, who also goes by the name Saint Garion started writing columns in our early years and continued to 2006. He often refers to "The Lord" and "Buddah" which are the names of his dogs which speak to him on a regular basis.

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