Dear Bel:
While my husband and I were watching Lesbian Lovers #44 last night, I noticed my daughter was on the tape! I managed to press stop and before my husband noticed it was her. We made love and now I just don’t know what to do! My daughter is a beautiful and talented college student, I can’t believe she is a lesbian! I am heartbroken and shocked by this. If her father finds out, he will kill her. I love my daughter, but if she is truly a lesbian, it will be hard for me to love her as I did before. What do I tell her father?
– A Mother
Dear Mother:
Your daughter I like, she is very talented. Face facts, your daughter is a lesbian, know this is not something she chose. God chose her to be a lesbian because of her great beauty. I have seen her future, she will star in many pornographic movies and make a lot of money. Your prayers for financial security in your old age have been answered. Do not question it. I urge you to accept her and her partner with grace. I only hope your husband stops masturbating to the video.
-Bel