Job hunting is so hard! I have spent the last week filling out applications everywhere imaginable, but I finally found a great way to make money!!! At least the job hunting is over!
I’ll get to my new job in a moment. First though, I’m sure there are a lot of my fans wondering where I’m living and bathing and things like that. Since I have no secrets, I’m going to tell you!!!
Ralph and I are currently taking time away from each other, but he was nice enough to leave some clothes and other womanly products on the front porch of our trailer. See why I still love him so? Even though we are temporarily apart, he’s still thinking about me!!!
I was living in a hotel, but that was only one day before my money ran out. Bob offered to take me in, but said I had to stay in a closet so his wife didn’t know I was there. That sure was sweet of him but I need a little more room than what a closet can offer so I had to turn him down.
I did find some old pallets behind a grocery store and carried them to the woods and built myself a small, but comfortable home!!! Sure, there’s no electricity or running water, but I am one with nature and you can’t ask for anything better than that!!!
Yes, I do bathe!!! I have an empty 2-liter bottle that I fill up every day at a nearby convenience store in order to use the next morning to wash myself. Being stinky is not the type of person that I am!!!
I have found that tree bark can be quite tasty when you’re hungry. Oak tree bark is especially good when cooked properly. I have also tried eating some leaves, but some give me fierce diarrhea, so I am going to stay away from leaves until I get a book that tells me what leaves to eat and which ones to stay away from.
I have a box that I use as a toilet. When I’m done with my business, I just cover what I left with freshly picked flowers and weeds. That helps cover up the overpowering stink.
As you can see, I am doing quite well!! Soon I’ll be able to save up some money and move up in the world!!!
As for my job, well I’m back in the dancing business!!! I went back to the same bar where I worked before and got my job back!!! I now work from 4 am to 4 pm. I am allowed two 10-minute breaks, and the rest of the time I’m strutting my stuff on the stage. .50 an hour PLUS tips, isn’t bad at all!!
See ya!!
NEXT WEEK: I buy some stuff for my new home!!!
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