Well, I got caught!
I was in the kitchen making Ralph’s dinner when I heard someone screaming outside. I turned off the microwave and ran outside.
The screaming continued and I followed it to the back of the trailer and there I saw Ralph lying on the ground with Dana sitting on his chest, tearing at his shirt.
I ran over to them, but was a moment too late. Dana had managed to tear the shirt completely off and was now sucking on one of Ralph’s nipples!!!
Ralph continued to scream until I pulled Dana away and threw him/her into the doghouse and promised it that I would feed it later.
Ralph had stood up and was still crying. I went over to him to console him because that’s what a good wife does, but he just pushed me away!!
This set me off. I started slapping at Ralph and when he tried to run away, I tripped him. As he lay on the ground trying to protect his head with his arms, I continuously kicked him in the ribs as hard as I could. I heard a few crack, but I didn’t care, because nobody treats me like crap!!!
I finally tired of kicking him and went back into the trailer. He came in a little while later and asked me where his dinner was. This set me off again and I screamed at him to go make his own damned dinner!!
He’s been keeping his distance the last couple of days, but I think he gets the message. I am woman and I am not be toyed with!!!
See ya!!
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