Getting Ready For Thanksgiving!

I was going to have a contest with the prize being me for Thanksgiving, but I was told that this might be considered illegal by some people. Sorry guys and gals!!

This Thanksgiving will be strange since I will be celebrating it alone. I agreed to work at the bar because the owner has given all the other dancers the day off. Since I was the “low man on the totem pole”, I have to work all day.

That’s okay, I guess. I did pick up a couple of boxes of macaroni and cheese and some hot dogs for my Thanksgiving feast! Good thing it’s cold outside because the hot dogs shouldn’t spoil in the refrigerator.

Confused? I thought you might be!! Remember, I don’t have electricity, but I found a little refrigerator that someone had thrown away and now it’s mine!! It brightens up the place and makes my new home look almost modern!!!

I wish I could afford a turkey or even turkey jerky for Thanksgiving, but I can’t. At work, all the dancers must have the patrons buy them at least 5 drinks per hour. Since I am on stage 45 minutes out of every hour, this makes it quite difficult for me to reach my quota.

Since I need this job, I have been forced into buying my own drinks. This is not cheap!!! Drinks for dancers start at $9.00, so you can see why I am a little tight moneywise!!!

Oh well, it’s a job so I can’t complain much. I do have hope that I will win the lottery and make sure I buy 50 tickets a week. Keep your fingers crossed for me!!!

See ya!!!

NEXT WEEK: Big news!!!

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Melissa Paternik

Melissa started writing columns back in 2000 when we first got going. She continued for several years and then retired her column. Other writers contributed to Chick Shit after she left. The archived columns are being added one by one and will appear from time to time.

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