I have great news for everyone, and there is nothing anybody can do or say that will rid me of my current happiness.
First off, I met a man! Now, this isn’t exactly big news since I am every man’s dream, but I have finally met a man who meets all my standards and even surpasses some of them. He treats me like I’m a priceless treasure, which I am.
Whatever I want, I get with no questions asked. Women should always be treated like that, but some of us have let our guard down and believed that we were equal to men. Not true!!
We’re BETTER than men. Men were put on this earth for us to use. Us women can do anything better then a man can and also find comfort with each other lying naked in bed after a long night of…..
Well, you know what I mean.
I’m sure there’s someone better than what I have now, but that’s okay. He knows that he’s around as long as I don’t get bored or find someone better. That’s a sign of a true woman and is something that all men better learn to live with.
Still, there’s some men out there who just don’t get it, like Mike C. in Fort Collins, CO who writes:
You are such a fucking bitch!
You’re right Mike. I am a f—–g bitch. More than you’ll ever know. But I’ve been called worse you know. Stuff like, f—–g whore, f—–g c–t, f—–g c—s–k-r, stupid f—–g j-zz g-zz-i-g slu-, f—–g douc–b-g and even a– f—-d scum.
Being called all those names just proves my point that men are just animals who need to be taught some serious lessons. I’ve got something that all men want and it’s too bad that most of them will never get it.
Women, remember to fight on!!!
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