Yes, I did go on a visit last week.
I had to see why this site suddenly got an influx of new visitors during the last few weeks. Part of me thought is might be the Weirdcrap.com magnetic sign I put on my Volvo, but another part of me thought it might be something more sinister than that.
So, after going to a Cannibal Corpse concert (for some reason Bob gets Taylor Swift confused with them) I decided to drop by Bob’s house to see what possibly could be going on.
As everyone knows, there are a lot of unclaimed youths wandering around Nebraska. According to state law, if you come across one of these youths, you can put them to work for minimal wage as long as they’re not feral.
He invited me in but did not offer me a drink or some pie. Down to the basement we went and, while he typed quite maddeningly on his key board, I pretended to be interested while scanning the basement. I expected to find hundreds of youths set up at flimsy desks also typing maddeningly on keyboards, driving out site visit numbers up.
None of that was happening though. Not even feral youths gathered in a corner. However, there was a dripping sound and there was a strong smell of pee.
Those that follow this know that Jerome was the last person to use the pee-hole, so the urine smell was all his. See, his pee would have covered my all pee. Ummmm……yeah.
As for that dripping sound, it was all Jerome again. If Bob looked closely enough, he would notice Jerome standing in a corner facing the wall Blair Witch style. The drip-drip-drip was coming from him because he somehow got a SOCIAL DISEASE.
So, I guess it is my Volvo with the magnetic sign that has caused this uptick in visitors.
Yeah, I called him “Yoko”. It’s funny.
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