Dear Bel,

At my wife’s urging, I recently purchased an exercise bike for “us” to use at home. She wanted “us” to get in better shape, and thought that “we” would be more likely to exercise if we had something like that in the house.

What has happened is this… We get home from work and only I use the bike. She refuses to ride herself and instead just wants to “have a couple of drinks and go to bed”. She is becoming more overweight and I am starting to get noticed by younger, thinner women. What should I do Bel?


Dear John,

It sounds like you are committed to the woman that you are with… but have some things that you want to change about her. Now you can either accept her how she is, and I suggest that you do, or you can tell her to get her fat ass on the bike or she is gone.

Hope this helps,



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Bel Garion, who also goes by the name Saint Garion started writing columns in our early years and continued to 2006. He often refers to "The Lord" and "Buddah" which are the names of his dogs which speak to him on a regular basis.

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