I completed my first full week of work at the go-go bar. I made $27.00 in tips for the whole week, and I think that is pretty darn good.
I did have some small problems, though. The owner told me I had to start using the pole a bit more. The first time I tried to swing around on it, I slipped and fell into the audience. I think it might have been from the previous dancer because she seemed to act like she was making love to the pole and it seemed a bit slippery to me.
The good thing was that I made most of my tips that night. Some of the other girls were acting a bit jealous of me because they told me that they were sympathy tips.
Whatever!
Ralph has told me I dance really good, and since he is my husband, I know he wouldn’t lie about something like that. I opened up a savings account so we could put money away for our new apartment. After buying Ralph some beer and some smokes, I have about $8.37 in the account. A couple more weeks of tips like I made last week and we will have our new place!
I am sorry if I haven’t offered some feminine tips lately but with the GED and my new job, I have been a bit too busy. However, I have a tip for all the ladies today!
I ran home that night, almost on the verge of tears. I explained my predicament to Ralph and he recommended that I duct tape one of those pine tree air fresheners to the inside of my pants!
Well, I did that and, I must say, I smell pine tree fresh! I have heard no more complaints from the other dancers since, and I have a feeling that it might be that jealousy thing again.
Oh, well, you can’t win them all!
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