Stephen Johnson

I got a shot recently. For…….something.

After the shot, I was told to sit down on THE bench for 15 minutes, just to make sure I was going to be ok.

So I did.

And then came the bunnies. Lots and lots of bunnies. With fangs.

Of course they started attacking the customers at that big box store and I could only sit there and watch since that was what I was told to do.

Blood everywhere. Screaming. Maybe some crying from the youths.

They even attacked the folks handing out samples. I think they might have been the first to go.

Only waited around for 12 minutes (I’m a rebel) and went outside to the car, followed by millions of bunnies.

They followed me home. Bunches were run over by other cars, but not enough to truly thin the herd.

I was able to get inside the house with only a few stragglers following. I beat them senseless with a Millenium Falcon model while the rest surrounded the homestead.

I notified the CDC about what was going on, and they hung up on me.

Guess I only have to deal with this for two weeks. Then the bunnies will go away.

I think one of them stole my car keys.

I’m also missing a box of Bacon Thins.


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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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