Breaking The Hacks On The Internet Broken Now How?

Since my Hollywood career is currently at a standstill, my next big thing is to break the internet.

I see all these headlines about how so-and-so broke the internet because of a pair of shoes they were wearing, or maybe it was a belt.

However, every time they supposedly broke the internet, it worked perfectly fine for me. Maybe it broke for the idiots who actually read the “article” attached to the headline. And, they quite deserve that.

No, I REALLY want to break it just to upset everyone. Just have to figure out HOW.

Of course I could always come up with one of those “hacks”. You know, something like hydrogen peroxide in the ear and how it cleans out the wax and gunk and how that is something JUST discovered by someone who obviously has been living under a rock their whole life.

Time to get to work!
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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