Almost Busted!!!

I was almost busted!!

I was tending to Ralph in the bedroom, like any good wife would do to THEIR husband, when there came a large crash from right outside our trailer.

Ralph yanked my head up from where it was positioned and told me to go outside to see what was going on. I tried to throw on my bathrobe, but Ralph told me it sounded like an important sound and that I didn’t have time to get dressed, so I went outside completely naked.

I walked over to the dog house and Dana jumped on me and went directly for my breasts. As I figured, Dana had knocked over the still, which had caused the noise. I pushed Dana away from my breasts and went back inside to finish up with Ralph.

I told Ralph that it must have been a rabbit or something that caused the noise and he seemed to be okay with that. He then told me to finish with what I had been doing.

As I positioned my head over his groin I tried to think of a way to keep Dana hidden from Ralph a little while longer. I was so lost in my thoughts that when Ralph put his hands on the back of my head and slowly pushed it down, I almost slipped and did damage to his you-know-what!

I finally managed to pull the last piece of hair from Ralph’s lower stomach when it dawned on me what to do! I gathered up Ralph’s body hairs which I had spent the last couple of hours pulling out with tweezers and told him that I was going outside to throw it away.

I went to the kitchen to get some super glue and went back outside to Dana who again went right for my breasts, but this time I didn’t brush it away. As it fed I applied the glue all over its body and covered it with Ralph’s hair!!

When we were both done, Dana looked almost exactly like a dog, with just a few bald patches!! By me doing this, I bought myself some more time to figure out what to do with my alien baby thing!!!!

See ya!

NEXT WEEK: No more Dana?

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