About The Dance For Safety

I might have mentioned this years ago in one of my other “blogs”, but I think it’s time for a reiteration!

If you’re at a party or a gathering and there’s a DJ, ask them to play “The Safety Dance” and they either refuse or say that they don’t have it, leave the party/gathering. They’re a worthless DJ.

It doesn’t matter if it’s your party/gathering or even wedding. Just walk out. Go to a bar or go cruising.
In your car. I guess you could go cruising like in that movie, and that’s just fine. Remember what the different colors of the bandana mean though!

After that, refuse to pay the DJ is you’re the one that hired them. Yes, you might be taken to court for the non-payment, but you shall win. Any worthwhile jury knows that “The Safety Dance” MUST be available at all times at parties/gatherings.

If you happen to find that one DJ who ONLY plays “The Safety Dance”, well, pay them double. They obviously know what they’re doing.

Remember this is SAFETY dance. Not CHICKEN dance. Two different things, one being incredibly stupid while the other is incredibly awesome.

By reading this, you should know which one is which.

Learn it.

Live it.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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