I might have mentioned this years ago in one of my other “blogs”, but I think it’s time for a reiteration!
If you’re at a party or a gathering and there’s a DJ, ask them to play “The Safety Dance” and they either refuse or say that they don’t have it, leave the party/gathering. They’re a worthless DJ.
It doesn’t matter if it’s your party/gathering or even wedding. Just walk out. Go to a bar or go cruising.
In your car. I guess you could go cruising like in that movie, and that’s just fine. Remember what the different colors of the bandana mean though!
After that, refuse to pay the DJ is you’re the one that hired them. Yes, you might be taken to court for the non-payment, but you shall win. Any worthwhile jury knows that “The Safety Dance” MUST be available at all times at parties/gatherings.
If you happen to find that one DJ who ONLY plays “The Safety Dance”, well, pay them double. They obviously know what they’re doing.
Remember this is SAFETY dance. Not CHICKEN dance. Two different things, one being incredibly stupid while the other is incredibly awesome.
By reading this, you should know which one is which.
Learn it.
Live it.
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