The Journey To HR, Part 106!




I was in a restaurant.

I was asked how many people were in my party.

I thought about it for a moment, just knowing I would be the only one in my party but held up two fingers anyway.

Henry Winkler walked by.

Was it Henry Winkler?

I was pretty sure it was.

A waiter walked me over to a table.

He pointed at the box sitting on a chair and I nodded.

I could watch movies or something on this box.

The table was located in front of a window.

I had to take down the chairs, don’t know why these were still stacked up.

Someone’s leather jacket was sitting on the ledge in front of the window.

It had frills.

I sat down.

A stupid football game was on the tv hanging on the wall.

I didn’t care since football sucks.

60 minute game that takes three hours.

I can only shake my head at THAT.

I’m just sitting there, minding my own business when there some whoopin’ and hollerin’.

I look over and there’s some people really getting into the sports ball game.

I’m getting ready to ask to be moved when I decide to check out what the time is.

I wake up, look at the clock and decide it’s time to get up.

So I do.

I then type this crap you’ve been reading.

There’s that whooshing sound again.

I find myself back in HR with Star Child Two flying around.

Bob is still eating from the bucket of paste.

The HR lady is sitting at her desk and she looks at me.

“We’re not officially done just yet,” she says through her wide, wide smile.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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