Let’s see….
A zebra punched someone.
A train exploded.
Apparently, Mario went there about two weeks ago.
Charlie is obviously onto something here, something that Bob JUST DOESN’T GET.
It’s an extended Haiku.
DUH!
It’s also about an Italian plumber.
As for that other thing regarding Taylor Swift?
Not true. Not true at all. Never heard a TS song, (hopefully) never will.
Am I 450 lbs? Could be, I mostly eat only cereal nowadays. Mostly.
Ok, then we have that article from 1986, supposedly written by me.
I was in jail for something I don’t want to talk about. It had something to do with string, dry ice and a stolen Schwinn bicycle. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
Bob had to get something out quick since the deadline was approaching. So, he pretended to be me and wrote a ghastly article that includes all those movies and thought he recently wrote about. However, due to his massive alcohol/paste intake throughout the years, his brain cells are slowly falling away.
When I was sprung from prison, a Super Duper Special Edition of the printed version of The Weirdcrap was released, as a Special Low Print Run So Get It Now! spectacular which now fetches a pretty penny on some websites found on the worldwide web.
In that special edition, I do review some huge movies from 1986:
King Kong Lives
Thrashin’
Stewardess School
The Wraith
Hands Of Steel
Future Hunters
All those movies are still beloved to this day.
Hopefully I’ve cleared all this up.
We also need more from Charlie.
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