(This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my clothes hamper dated May 31, 2047. -Bob)
…That it actually burns you alive if you step out of your cave.
I am actually writing this post to you from The Future.
And let me tell you, it ain’t pretty kids.
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