Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible at first could be described as bemused whenever he found out that us earthlings still refer to beings from other planets and star-systems as “aliens”.
But when I told him that we also refer to our own kind from other countries as “aliens” his bemusement turned into shock and disgust.
It isn’t often I’ve seen Schmelnoz actually get disgusted at anything. The guy has pretty much seen it all.
Or as he now says, he thought he had seen it all—that is until he met his first earthling.
When I asked him if the reason he likes me is because I am not like the other earthlings he said that no, I pretty much am just like them.
Just not quite so much.
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