The Fizzlewhite Contradiction

“Why?” I sometimes ask myself as I look at the kitchen window.

It’s just a mailbox.

Everyone else on our street has a mailbox.

I don’t see it happening to theirs.

It’s not like I constantly stand at the kitchen window peering out at the world. Well, just the world on our street.

But when I’m making some mac & cheese and I see it happening, I want to say something but really can’t since they might take it the wrong way.

Maybe I do want them to stop but it’s not really hurting anything.

I’m sure there’s a smell but I’m not going to bend down to check it out.

There’s been others in the neighborhood and there still are, but they don’t do it.

So why does the kid from next door constantly pee on our mailbox post?

No matter the weather, if he’s passing by, he stops and takes a pee on the post.

Good thing it’s plastic?

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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