That Didn’t Go Well

Well, they WERE intrigued.

Had outlined more stuff that would mesh in well and took a red-eye to the next state over for a meeting with the money people.

Didn’t realize that jet lag was really a thing, even a couple hundred miles. Went to the meeting quite loopy and was handed a large box of Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish and a cup of water and told to speak.

I started but when I took a small break to pour some Goldfish into my mouth, a few landed on the ground and started wiggling around and I had no choice but to smoosh them to end their misery.

The found this quite odd and escorted me out of the laundromat into a waiting taxi and back to the airport I went.

Then home.

Good thing I am now meshing wiggling Goldfish into my script.

Probably drug-induced.

Bob’s old. Can’t even put stuff on shelves without blowing out his knee.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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