Please Stand By…

If you’re reading this, it means The Spamrider of the Apocalypse is off in some alternate dimension, time period, or possibly just wandering through a reality that we can’t even comprehend.

The ways of the Spamrider are mysterious, beyond the grasp of mere mortals like us, and thus, not to be questioned.

All we can do now is wait patiently for his return… whenever that may be……………………………………………….

But, a quick note: if he does return and ends up in the past, he’ll pick up where he left off—and this post never would have existed.

Since you’re reading this, though, it means he didn’t land in the past. He might be gone for good… or at least until the end of time. And when time does end? He should show up again, probably much older. Or maybe not.

Don’t dwell on it.

Seriously, don’t.

Now, if he somehow did show up in the past and you’re still reading this, then it’s safe to assume that you, me, and everyone we know are living in the wrong timeline. Or, to be more accurate, a timeline that doesn’t even exist. And that means, sooner or later, we’ll all just fade away—no magic rocks involved!

I know some of you are probably feeling a little… lost right now.

Maybe even angry.

Perhaps in despair, disbelief, or denial.

Or, you might be frozen in shock, unsure what to do next.

If that’s the case, I don’t want you to be left staring at this page, lost in time for hours, days, weeks, or maybe even years. So, to keep you company, here’s some soothing, EEEEEEEZY music while you wait.

Enjoy…

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