Note from the Editor (Bob S.)
Sorry folks, nothing to see here! We don’t have a new columnist yet.
Or rather, we do, we just haven’t seen a single word from her. So, technically, we got nuthin’.
It’s someone Stephen knows. So, naturally, I’m on high alert. Stephen’s “recommendations” tend to fall somewhere between mild chaos and federal offense.
Still, he insisted we give her full admin access to the site so she can post her column live, unfiltered every Wednesday. I told him, “No way.”.
He said, “Relax, it’ll be fine. Just do it!”
I told him to “Kiss my grits!” Though, to be clear, I used a word not generally found on breakfast menus.
I explained, slowly, using small words, that giving total access to someone we’ve never met is how websites crash, reputations burn, and subpoenas happen. What if she writes something unhinged? What if she threatens to decapitate a public official or starts handing out recipes for homemade napalm? We can’t just shrug that off with an emoji.
He just said, “Whatever!” Then asked to borrow $10 for a pack of Camel’s.
So I contacted her directly. Told her she has to submit her column in advance like everybody else, and not treat our CMS like her personal spray-paint wall.
She had… opinions. Loud ones. But eventually, she agreed.
So: if all goes well and no one sets fire to TheWeirdcrap this weekend, you’ll meet her next week.
COMING NEXT: Introducing… Hooty McBoobs!
(Yes, that’s what she wants to be called. No, I don’t want to talk about it.)
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