I’ve just returned from seeing Mission Impossible III, and it sucked. Actually the move would have been great had I cared whether Tom Cruise and his wife lived or died. I mean the guy was sliding down the roof of a building and I thought to myself, “Wouldn’t it be great if he fell to his death right here and Ving Rhames ends up taking over to save his wife. Then they could have lots and lots of little vings running around at the end of the movie.”
So I’ve decided to come up with a list of folks that could have done a better job playing Ethan Hunt than Tom Cruise.
Alan Rickman
Ben Miles
Bradley Cooper
Christopher Eccleston
Ewan McGregor
Heath Ledger
Hugh Jackman
Jamie Bamber
John Glover
John Schneider
Justin Bartha
Liam Neeson
Malcolm McDowell
Martin Freeman
Matt Damon
Matthew McConaughey
Michael Rosenbaum
Ray Park
Tom Welling
Val Kilmer
Vin Diesel
God: “John Lithgow.”
Saint Garion: “What!?”
God: “Believe in me, that guy would have been fantastic.”
Ket here, what about Nathan Fillion, or Alan Tudyk.