Long Movies Are Great!

Bob’s in jail!

All because of me!!

See, Bob wrote a “sitcom” last week and that’s a big no-no because of the strike.

Now he’s in writer’s jail!

Some people might think that’s a bit harsh due to all of our history, but I can’t count how many times he’s had me sent to jail since I really can’t count.

That reminds me of an article that I kind of read this past week.

Something about how the newest Indiana Jones movie is what’s wrong with Hollywood these days.

Guess the author of this article is part of that Tikety Tokety generation that needs their watchin’ to be a couple minutes or less since they have issues keeping focused on something longer than that.

They shouldn’t be writing articles so stupid so they too need to go to jail. Put them in the same cell a Bob and watch what happens.

Bob will probably fall into the metal toilet since he’s a wee man and………

I got nothing after that.

Seriously though. The movie is TOO LONG? Betcha that author has seen every Marvel movie and thinks they’re just the bomb (and they really aren’t).

The longer the movie (except Marvel), the better. If you want to watch a good Marvel movie, watch the 1990 version of “Captain America”. Sure, it’s only 97 minutes, but it’s a good one.

So, see that version and watch long movies (other than Marvel ones).
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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