Another Post From Me With Truth As An Added Bonus

Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems.

First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm up those glutes.

Not that I was looking at his bum (even though there nothing wrong with that?) but there is a video of him on youtube doing his daily mall walk and there’s a distinct sound of something flapping and slapping and in all my years of life, that can only mean one thing.

Loose butt cheeks.

Of course he heard wrong and he ran out and sold the site. Now we have mean overlords expecting us to work while wearing masks. Heavy duty ones even though we’re working from home (at least I am, I have no clue about Bob’s living arrangements, nor do I care).

As for that win over Hillary in 2016……

Wait. This this is OVER 100 words?

I’m done.

More Lunatic Ravings…

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

https://theweirdcrap.com

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