Afterburner

Those ribs I ate last night were great but man do I have the rotten ass today!

I can’t hardly stand to be around myself.

My farts didn’t even smell this bad after the last Cosmic Chili, Beer and Weed Fest.

Somebody should make a blog dedicated entirely to their ass. The whole thing could be written from the perspective of an anus. They could call it “Diary of an Asshole”.

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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