Those ribs I ate last night were great but man do I have the rotten ass today!
I can’t hardly stand to be around myself.
My farts didn’t even smell this bad after the last Cosmic Chili, Beer and Weed Fest.
Somebody should make a blog dedicated entirely to their ass. The whole thing could be written from the perspective of an anus. They could call it “Diary of an Asshole”.
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