Thirty Six Thousand Trillion Trillion Lumens

That’s how much light the sun puts out.

I read it on the internet so it must be true.

Schmelnoz says that most of the interesting stuff happening in the universe at any given moment is happening in the wavelengths of light outside of human vision.

That is to say, most of what is going on right in front of our eyes is invisible to us.

And Schmelnoz says that is undoubtedly for the better because there are so many things we don’t know about that we would completely lose our shit if we only realized.

I believe the exact words he used were, “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!”

Or maybe that was Jack Nicholson.

I get those two confused sometimes.

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