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  • ALIENS PREFER PEPSI

    by Debbie Martinez 1 Page Every evening, JoeBob, John, and Bubba sit on the front porch enjoying popcorn and soda while they watch the sun set. They usually discuss football, politics, women and whatever else comes to mind. Most nights, the conversation stretches way past sunset into the night hours. One Sunday, the relaxed atmosphere was disrupted by bright lights… read more…

  • The Manhood Test

    Note from the Editor: The Manhood Test was written back in 2000, before virtual reality was invented. Jonathan looked out of place among the other boys in his crowd. for one thing, he did not wear glasses. Thanks to years of computer use, most children were near sighted by the time they were Jonathan’s age, but Jonathan instead chose to… read more…

  • SHADOW MAN

    by Ed Patton It can be said that the sun drives the spirits of the day and the moon those of night yet I hesitate to think of what drives men’s souls to toil. I am a hunter of long seasons. Gray of beard and wearer of equipment both long in the tooth and time tested. For seemingly eons I… read more…

  • He Who Remembers

    -Strange – 3 Pages – He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion for cooking rats on his hotplate. He was a terrible man and I hated him… read more…

Crap Considered

  • Another day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. Another day, another dollar… But all that got interrupted last week when the ol’ lady informed me that we’re…
  • A day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. In case you missed it, last week I discovered the meaning of life…it’s to reproduce cells and reproduce.Don’t read…
  • What’s it all About? Part 265!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before someone else does… As I mentioned last week, I’m on a mission to find the meaning of life and report back to you.…
  • What’s it all About Alfie?
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThis costs nothin’, and you get nothin’… It appears a lot of folks these days are feeling down in the dumps. Economy, wars, gas prices? Naw, it’s none…
  • Buried Alive!!! Part IV: The Final Reckoning
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…no strings attached! Last week in Buried Alive this and that happened…then, something else. “So, it’s the old hire an editor, so I come to…

Lunatic Ravings

  • The Journey To HR, Part 105!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I found myself sitting at desk. Across from me sat Bob. “Care if I talk? I pee myself a little when I take tests,” said Bob. “Sure,” I replied. “Just…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 104!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I woke up. I was lying in a bed. My bed? Not sure. I sat up and looked around. The room looked familiar, yet it wasn’t. Then I noticed a…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 103!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady pressed the button on her desk again. Another door opened and in walked three people, all wearing white coats. One was holding a large tube of glue.…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 102!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady pressed a button on her desk. One of the many, many door opened and a group of people skipped on in. They all wore white coats and…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 101!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady opened her mouth as if to speak, but was interrupted by Bob. “What I said was ‘chickens are clumsy, dimwitted, filthy, stupid, poop-eating bastards…just like Stephen Johnson,’…

Spamrider

  • The Song In Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider
  • The End
    by Spamrider
    Nothing in this column is the way you think it is. Left isn’t left, and right isn’t right, and up isn’t up and down isn’t down. Sideways is still sideways…
  • A Little More Future History
    by Spamrider
    When The Oracle first announced its presence nobody took it seriously. Everybody thought it was just another practical joke or viral marketing campaign. But The Oracle was insistent. It wasn’t…
  • John Wick, The Column
    by Spamrider
    I finally saw the first two John Wick movies for the first time last weekend. Now I know when you’re a time traveller everybody thinks you’ve seen every movie there…
  • An American Column
    by Spamrider
    A couple days ago I had to stand in line behind an elderly disabled man who was picking up about a dozen prescriptions but didn’t have the money to pay…