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  • Zeep In The City
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been…
  • The Icing On The Cake

    I was just reading a news article where they used the expression “it’s like the icing on the cake”. Which got me to thinking. Who the hell eats cake with no icing??? The expression “the icing on the cake” as far as I know means something extra and unexpected in addition to something else which… read more…

  • A Chunk of the Parts

    David Gilmour—“On An Island” MoTW—“200 Motels” As I pedalled home with the boxed monkey wedged under my left armpit, Itried to figure out what to tell my mother about why I wasn’t at work. Idismissed the “store burnt down and they sent everyone home” story sinceshe sometimes shopped there and would eventually figure out I… read more…

  • A Trip Down Memory Lane

    I remember when The Weirdcrap existed before the internet. Many, MANY years ago this began. We didn’t know what a computer was so we scrawled stuff on paper with crayons and handed them out in whatever town we happened to be passing thru. I remember back in the 60’s we were in Vegas and we… read more…

  • The Polish Plunger

    In The Future people have all these funny names for exotic sexual positions or maneuvers. Sort of like how the people of today might speak of “The Rusty Trombone,” or “The Dirty Sanchez”. I won’t try to elaborate on what any of these may or may not actually involve because to be honest with you… read more…

Random Fiction

  • THE STOOL PIGEON AND THE INDIAN LAKE 1933

    It never occurred to me that Norman would chicken out and become a stool pigeon.  He was aggressive, a good athlete, a gambler,  (for baseball cards and streetcar transfers), a veteran explorer of our neighborhood and Crotona Park. He was a very persuasive talker, a take-over guy and besides, he loved banana and mustard sandwiches.…

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  • Morning Bells

    Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile, and I would say, “Dude, tomorrow’s Monday. Since I work Sundays, my week runs…

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  • CEDK

    –Humor – 4 Pages – “Anything?” There was a pause as the technician checked the data board in front of him. “There sir. Coming in from the West….” The technician pointed out the large object glowing on his radar screen. “Thank you Saunders” Milltown said studying the image. He stroked his greying beard and looked…

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  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance

    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…

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Random Columns

  • Time to Talk Gardening!

    Spring is here and it’s time for me to talk gardening!! For many years, Ralph and I have tried hard to cultivate a garden in back of our trailer. Since it is quite hard to grow vegetables in rock, we had to come up with a better plan. One of Ralph’s part time jobs is…

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  • After Christmas Advice

    Dear Bel, My neighbor, Bruce, still hasn’t taken down his plastic xmas decorations. Quite frankly, I am sick of it. My wife is ready to kill the bastard. What should I do? -Tom Dear Tom,This Christmas, I went all out. My wife and I always like to decorate the yard for the holidays. This year…

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  • People Make Me Sick!

    Last week Stephen Johnson, decided to grace TheWeirdcrap.com headquarters with his presence… WE INTERRUPT THE REGULAR PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE: 20 years ago, Randy Bone submitted one of my favorite stories, “The Not-So-Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe“. If you haven’t read it…go read it now! 20 years later he finally submitted…

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  • The Funeral: The Middle And End

    Jon Oliva's Pain—Festival MoTW—Dead Snow As we pulled away from the church, I got smart and turned on theheadlights so we would fit in with the rest of the vehicles in thejoyous caravan of death. Of course this meant that I could rule the road and break every rulepossible. Sadly, that only entailed going through…

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Now That Halloween is Over…

After halloween comic

Source: Channelate.com

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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Unique Humor at LoadingArtist.com!

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A Glimpse into the World of Last Place Comics!

A glimpse into the world of Last Place Comics by Zach Cranor. Where things rarely go as planned… and they almost never get better (LastPlaceComics.com).

mind palace comic
password comic
jurassic comic
the date comic
neverspeak comic

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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Random Comics…

Got some random comics that I picked off of Instagram…

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Writing on the wall…

writing on the wall comic

Source: Facebook.com

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Only 1 Year…

1 year to live comic

Source: SavageHumans.com

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The Oatmeal Comic…

Link: TheOatmeal.com

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From Threads

Link: Threads.net

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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From ToonHole.com

Veggie comic

Link: Toonhole.com

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From War and Peas…

Xmas comic

Link: WarAndPeas.com

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War and Peas Comic…

greetings comic

Link: WarAndPeas.com

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