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  • Zeep In The City
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been…
  • I Really Do Care!

    Dear Bel, Could you come to Tampa and help me move out of my apartment? My roommate and I are tired of dealing with our psycho neighbors. – Emory Well, the other day I got two of my burly lesbian friends together and helped these two guys move their furniture out of their apartment. I… read more…

  • Bob Refuses to Fess Up!!!

    I just can’t believe Bob refuses to fess up to our love. After all the years of support for his numerous bad habits, after all the financial difficulties he put us through by me having to bail him out of jail every other weekend and after all the time I spent in the hospital holding… read more…

  • All-You-Can-Eat-And-Drink

    By Saint Garion   My enchanting paramour and I went to a Jazz and Blues Festival over at the local zoo on Friday night.  It was All-You-Can-Eat-And-Drink for 30 bucks a person.  I know, it sounds expensive but we took them to the bank for the amount of wine that we consumed.    We drank… read more…

  • Old F*ck Bastard Pig F*ckNieghbor

    The other night my old fuck bastard neighbor was speaking ill of the Lord. He was going on and on about how much the Lord was out of control and of how afraid of the Lord that he is, “Fuck the Lord.” He continued on for about an hour or so, unfortunately for him my… read more…

Random Fiction

  • The Odyssey of Joey

    Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey.”I’m rather unhappy.”  He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy.   He was named this because he had no arms and legs,…

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  • And Thanks for the Chicken

    Derik Taylor – 18 Pages – Smelling his armpit, he regrets not taking a shower or at least putting on some deodorant/anti-perspirant. Now he is too close to the door just to turn around and go back upstairs. A minute passes and it becomes crystal that no matter how much cooler he is then this…

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  • Sepulchural

    -Strange Category – 5 Pages “Howdie.” Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his ’87 yellow Trans-Am. “My nose!” The attacker danced back and forth, concealing his identity behind the big, red boxing gloves.…

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  • Family Secrets

    -Strange – 4 Pages – Lester walked into the wall and kept right on going. Strange as that may sound, it wasn’t all that unusual. Lester could walk through anything – walls, doors, trees, sand dunes, hotdog stands, people; you name it, Lester could walk through it. It had something to do with his innate…

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Random Columns

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    Foolproof plan “It’s a bloody foolproof plan!” Charlie Watkins stated matter-of-factly with the usual upbeat optimistic tone to his voice and then promptly, wit one gulp, downed the last of his pint. He licked his lips in satisfaction, “it simply must work.” Jimmy and Cuthbert intently studied Charlie’s plump red rosy cheeks and rolled their…

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  • How Much Vomit Would A Person Vomit If A…Oh Forget It!

    Yoyo asks:If I vomit a lot will I eventually vomit up my own poo? And if so, where will it end? This had to be scientifically tested. I got the idea in my head of how to do this, I would be the placebo and Jerome would be the test subject. Jerome didn’t want to…

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  • My Birthday/Xmas Special

    I interrupt my special 10-part episode of explaining why dogs eat poo to present this special holiday column. You see my birthday falls on the day that writers for TheWeirdcrap.com must submit thier copies for publication, so I asked, “Hey, it’s my birthday, can I skip this week and still get the $1.20 fee for…

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  • Some nice time off!

    Susan of Tacoma asks, Bob, My husband and I have one child and that’s all we can afford. I want my husband to have a vasectomy; however, he resists. Why would he do this? Dear Susan, I never thought I would have such a life-style. Daycare payments for two kids, exceed our house payments, car…

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Elder Cactus Comics…

The strange humor of Elder Cactus Comics…the content is as weird as the name. Visit the site for more, ElderCactus.com!

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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AMAZON…

amazon comic

Source: Demilked.com

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A Glimpse into the World of Last Place Comics!

A glimpse into the world of Last Place Comics by Zach Cranor. Where things rarely go as planned… and they almost never get better (LastPlaceComics.com).

mind palace comic
password comic
jurassic comic
the date comic
neverspeak comic

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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From Toonehole…

Gar Comic

Link: Toonhole.com

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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Confiscate Those…

police comic

Source: Explosm.net

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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Angelic…

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Comics

From ChannelAte.com

time travel comic

Link: ChannelAte.com

The Last 100 Demented Comics!

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Goodnight…

Source: Threads.net

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Proud Parent…

alien maternity

Source: JoyReactor.com

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From SkeletonClaw.com

A fine selection of off-brand of humor from SkeletonClaw.com!

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From ToonHole Comics…

shopping comic

Link: ToonHole.com

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PBF Comics…

Link: PBFComics.com

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