I ran into Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible this week!
I was drinking a Bloody Mary at a local bar when suddenly I heard this commotion. When I saw who was at the center of it I literally couldn’t believe my eyes. Schmelnoz had gotten drunk and was attempting to impregnate three humans at once, much to the chagrin of their husbands and wife.
I quickly grabbed Schmelnoz and drug him out of the bar and back to my place.
After he sobered up we talked for hours and I told him all about how I had met him in another timeline and how he had saved my life and that we were actually very good friends.
He seemed a bit incredulous over the whole thing but he thanked me for saving him from an embarrassing situation and eventually went on his way.
And here’s the funny thing.
Just that morning just on a whim I had shaved my beard down to a goatee and mustache.
I am now my own evil alternate-universe Spock self.
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