Quote of the Day #2

“It is a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the centre of gravity of the universe.”

-Thomas Carlyle

While technically true, what old Tomboy fails to mention is that at the same time he’s tossing off his little pebbles, there are untold and mindboggling numbers of other events taking place in the universe over which he has absolutely no control, any of which could counteract any effect his piddly little pebble tossing might have had.

Of course as a self-centered human being I didn’t actually see that for myself but was fortunate enough to have my friend Schmelnoz around to explain it to me.

Schmelnoz explains to me a lot about how obscenely arrogant and ignorant us human beings are.

And the pisser of it is he’s always right.

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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