Today I saw the tiniest little pillbug I ever seen in my life. Then suddenly I got this notion. So I watched. And I seen something move. It was just a tiny little speck. So I kept watching. And I seen it move again. So I looked closer. And sure enough, it was an even tinier pillbug!
Well, the little bugs have littler bugs
On their backs to bite ’em
And littler bugs have still littler bugs
And so ad infinitum
THE SONG IN BOB’S HEAD
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