So I’m visiting this guy the other day, and he says to me, “Me casa es su casa!”
“Awesome!” I said, “I’ll bet I can get $250 grand for this place!”
This seemed to annoy him, so I added, “What? I’ll split it with you…”
Now I’m not allowed in my casa ever again.
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