A Deal with the Devil
October 2, 2009"Wh...what am I doing here?" John asked as he reached the checkpoint. "Let's see," the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. "Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife." "Well, to be fair, she cheated on me first," John…
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The Janitors Puppies
April 27, 2008I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in. That happened to one kid, and when his father,…
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Space
September 23, 2024Space. I remember when there used to be lots of it, back when there was still enough room to stretch out and to breathe and to run and jump and play. Room enough for people to be alone. But not anymore. That was all before…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II
March 18, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18,…
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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
May 5, 2000The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…
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Again, That Was A Roadtrip????
August 7, 2021Interesting column from Bob. You know, the one he was forced to write. Did you notice that they did not stop at one rest area? How can you call it a road trip when there is no stop at a rest area? You can't! He…
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P.S Gifford’s webpage
October 25, 2007PerceptionBy P.S. GiffordThe grey walled, windowless, auditorium, full of first year fidgety psychology students, went silent as the lights were dimmed.Professor Henderson, standing behind a podium at the front of the class, cleared his throat into the microphone, which echoed through the room. A hundred…
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Sunflowers and The Mutha-Fucka
September 24, 2022This weeks visitor mail included mutha-fucka's and sunflowers!Ask Bob a question here. From Cindy, "Hey Bob! This weeks visitor mail included mutha-fucka's and sunflowers!Ask Bob a question here. From Cindy, "Hey Bob! My name is Cindy and I'm from Minnesota! I like chichiwas and… Dear…
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Sleepy Bob? I Think Not!
November 20, 2021So........In Bob's latest (he does one column a MONTH??!!) he claims that people called him “Sleepy Bob” whenever he smoked the marijuana. That's not true at all. They called him “Stupid Bob” AND STILL DO! Just because he no longer smoked the dope doesn't make…
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What A Mistake This Was
February 2, 2013Helloween---Straight Out Of Hell MoTW---Seven Psychopaths What's this infatuation with cat litter? Today was the last day for Best Buy's "Upgrade And Save" program in which you bring in a DVD and get a $5 coupon to use towards a blu-ray priced $9.99 and above.…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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