I lost my watch at a club. I thought I’d never find it, but decided to try anyway.
Sure enough I found it, but there was a dude standing on it.
The worst part was, he was being very handsy with this woman. When she made herself clear that she didn’t want “it,” he slapped her.
That’s when I had to spring into action and knocked him out.
Because you don’t hit a woman…not on my watch.