Random Strange Fiction
Whatever Happened To Mr. Sockforahead?
January 15, 2007by Joshua Blanc -Strange - 6 Pages - Most kids, Billy's Mum was apt to tell him, built sandcastles at the beach. Not Billy; he was much happier digging a hole. Sometimes, if he dug deep enough, he would reach the water level and all…
The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
Total World Domination
July 17, 20236 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
Random Columns
KillerCon Vegas- my first day
September 22, 2009What an interesting weekend this turned out to be.To be perfectly frank I wasn't highly motivated about attending- and barely prepared for the trip. Besides I was broke- and Vegas isn’t the cheapest place to hang out at.On Thursday morning, after another of a string…
Nothing Better To Do So I “Wrote” This
July 22, 2010Chris Caffery---House Of InsanityMoTW---The Slammin' SalmonSo it's Thursday and I don't have much going on since it's rainingoutside. I was going to watch someone cut my grass, but they refusedbecause of that rain shit so I decided to fart around and writesomething, just to get…
How to pre-order my latest book for under 8 dollars
May 13, 2009FURTHER ACCOUNTS OF THE IMAGINARY FRIEND to be Released on June 1, 2009 Virtual Tales, a publisher of eBooks, eSerials and trade paperbacks spanning a variety of fiction genres and styles, announced that the simultaneous print and eBook release for THE FURTHER ACCOUNTS OF THE…
The Present
July 30, 2022Guess I'll just talk about the present this week. I did remember something from our glorious past earlier this week, but forgot what it was. Must be age catching up or that nasty head wound that still leaks a little and it's been awhile now.…
My website
September 16, 2010Paperback writer by PS Gifford Words have always been my allies. They have comforted, cared and consoled me during sadness, encouraged, enriched and entertained me at my most dire moments, and supported, sustained and shared in my occasional victories. I have traveled the world, been…
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February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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February 26, 2024Here's what's up: 03/09/24 - Bogus RegistrationsWe had about 200 registrations that had 20–30-character emails that were obvious fake. We identify these as spammers and deleted the users. Luckily, nothing automatically posts. Your fake ad…
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