Last week I mentioned that girl hanging around TheWeirdcrap headquarters, but I’m not worried about that right now, because I am at peace with myself and the rest of the world.
This is unusual for me, but I’ve turned over a new leaf!
I have found “The Way,” and it has brought peace unto my life.
Verily, verily, I say unto thee, listen. Listen to the words of wisdom and encompass everlasting peace.
Of course, I’m speaking of Barry.
Barry Manilow.
Go ahead, try it yourself. Get a glass of wine, put Barry on record player…and chill. If you don’t have a record player, go out and buy one, because the digital version of Barry just won’t do. It has to be a big, black round record.
Very peaceful. All because of Barry.
About that mystery woman hanging around TheWeirdcrap headquarters. This has piqued the interest of a few of my readers, like Joseph who wrote me this lovely letter:
Just so you know, I will put my money on you if there is a fight between you and that mystery woman. You have spunk and I like women with spunk.
That’s so sweet Joe! I DO have spunk and think I would have no problem beating that woman so badly, she’ll wish she’d never been born. I get my power from Barry Manilow and that is the highest power imaginable.
I still haven’t found who this woman is or what she wants. I get the feeling she is trying to avoid me, probably because she’s scared. I wouldn’t blame her. I sometimes scare myself with my perfectness.
Well, now I’m done with my wine so I have to go.
NEXT WEEK: More love from me.
More Chick Shit for Chic Chicks!
A new Chick Shit column every Wednesday!