The garage door guy had no idea why the light on the garage door opener kept blinking. He even called around to find out what was going on, but nobody knew.
So, we got a new garage door opener. That’ll do.
It wasn’t easy for him to install it though. He squirrels in our yard are getting a little bit out of hand.
They saw the garage door man come over and the started to advance on the garage. The leader had an eye patch and quite a few of them were holding little daggers. How they did that, I have no idea. Never knew they had thumbs.
Thought a cat would disperse the troublemakers, but he was more interested in looking at birds and leaves flying around. I swear the squirrels sniggered when they saw him. It’s not like they gather on the back porch and stare at him for hours at end. Okay, it is like that.
I put the cat inside and decided I would stay I there with him and let the garage door man fend for himself.
It took him around six hours to finish. He didn’t give us a paper bill, instead he just emailed one.
When I checked out the new opener, there was quite a bit of blood all over the garage. It seemed he put up a good fight and so must have the squirrels. I didn’t see any bodies lying around which was a good thing, but in he back corner of our yard I did see that a little medical tent had been set up which was also a good thing.
What was a bit troublesome was the tiny note I found taped to our front door the next day:
“Surrender or die.”
I then ordered one of those Ring doorbells and now wait.
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