Hi, you may call me lovely Yvonne and a new era has started here at this site.
I want to welcome myself as the newest staff member to theweirdcrap, and am ready to make a difference in your life.
This column will now be written by a normal person. There will no more writings about alien abductions and alien babies. I will not write about my job as a disgusting, low-life stripper. I will not tell you about my life in prison or how bad my marriage is.
I am not weak and will not be treated like dirt by anyone, especially anyone who happens to be a part of the male species. Don’t get me wrong–I like men. I just don’t like their ideals (especially the ones that work around here).
I am currently single, and have been so for quite a long time. I have broken many hearts in my life and I will break quite a few more. I am still young, but my age is something that you have no need to know.
This column started a couple of years ago as a column for women by a woman. From this day forward this column will be used as a help column for women. Go ahead and write me with your female problems and I will answer as many as I can every week.
Be aware that I will not hold back. If you are stupid, I will tell you so. I am better than you and as long as you do what I say, your life will become much more livable and exciting.
I am your Queen and you are nothing but my lowly pawn. I drink high priced tea and you are only worthy enough to drink water from a pond. Just remember that and we’ll get along just fine.
You may leave now and come back next week.
