The Future of Meat

In the future of the timeline I remember meat was a rare commodity.

Most of what you got was Meat Substitute, which was this artificial meat grown in mass quantities inside giant cow, pig, or chicken-shaped molds.  It varied in quality, and sometimes it actually wasn’t bad.

But it ain’t meat.

I’m not saying the Future I remember is necessarily the same as the Future we are currently heading towards.

But just in case it is, you would do well to remember one thing…

Soylent Green is made out of people.

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