Our First Column of Chick Shit without Melissa!

Well, here we go.

A new era has begun.

With the death of Melissa, we asked for you, our wonderful, loyal reader, to go ahead and send us a commentary.

And, boy, did we ever receive a few. It took us minutes to read them all and pick the best.

So, read on.

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Hi.

My name is Charles and I’m still in school, so don’t have alot to write about. Here goes.

I am going to write about what happened to me today.

I went to school and learned stuff and ate lunch. Then school got out and I stopped at a store and got something to drink because I was thirsty, Then I went home and heard some strange noises coming from my parents bedroom. When I opened the door, I saw my dad and our next door neighbor rolling around in bed, I think they were wrestling and the neighbor was winning!

When I saw the alarm clock next to the bed, I saw that my favorite tv show was on so I went downstairs and watched tv. Mom came home and I didn’t tell about the wrestling match with the lady next door, because dad would be imbarrassed about loosing.

That was my day. Don’t you think it was pretty neat?

There’s more where that came from!

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Yep, that was the best one.

For the love of all that’s holy, please send in something a little but more entertaining than that pile of shit above.

Thanks.

NEXT WEEK: Probably something like you just read.

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