Now Wait Just A Minute Here!

Something is definitely not right.

I’ve felt it for days now, but today I am sure.

I just found out that fucking Cher is still alive!

Which needless to say I found quite confusing.  Because in the world I remember Cher died in a tragic skiing accident sometime back in the late 1990s.  Before that she had become a politician.

Also, I’ve been looking back over my past entries in this column, which is also not even my column but that’s another story, and they are DEFINITELY not at all what I wrote.

At first I thought maybe Bob was fucking with me but since the new old entries weren’t full of typos I realized pretty quickly that he couldn’t have written them.

Besides, they just feel like things I could or would have written.

But I didn’t.

So who did?

And it’s not just Cher and my column.  It’s tons of other little things as well.

I’m just now beginning to piece together the picture but I don’t want to say too much just yet.  I’ve still got some more investigating to do.

In any event, as I try to get oriented to this apparent new reality I’ve been dumped into I guess I’ll just keep on with the column as it is and we’ll see where things go from here.

Be seeing you.

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