It seems that the “men” that run this site are trying to play a little game with me. Supposedly, one of my columns was “lost” so last weeks column was written for my fans to let them know that I didn’t forget about them.
Well, I found out that none of my columns was actually lost. Instead, the webmaster had a brain freeze and forgot to post one of my columns so everything was a week behind.
This made me quite angry and I went to the office so that I could have a face to face with the webmaster. However, as I waited outside his office, I could hear him screaming “Is he daid?” to someone.
I quickly looked in his office and saw that he was speaking on the phone. Now, I don’t know who he was speaking to or who he was hoping was “daid”, but I sure as heck didn’t hang around to find out.
I think I might be working with a bunch of killers. I’m a tough woman, but I don’t think I would be able to take on an office full of killers.
This column you’re reading might be my last for this site. I’m sure that the webmaster will read it before it’s posted and will figure that I know his little secret. And it’s not only his secret, it’s a secret of everyone that works for this site because they always seem to leave the country every weekend in order to take care of “business”.
There’s a chance that they don’t ever read what I write so I might be back her next week. But, I obviously have to be careful in what I write so that I don’t upset one of the boys in the office.
Don’t worry, I will remain strong. But please remember that my life is a lot more important than yours so you’ll have to give me a little bit of time before I can give you some more encouraging words. I think you all owe me that.
NEXT WEEK: Will I be back?
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