The New Devil’s Dictionary

Optimistic:  a.) Tending to choose the brighter outlook over the dimmer outlook.  Also, tending to fabricate and maintain the brighter outlook even when such an outlook no longer is tenable.

b.) Delusional

“Is the glass half-full or half-empty?” she asked.
“Are you pouring or drinking?” I inquired.

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