The Journey To HR, Part 81!

When I woke up, there was a young lady standing over me.

She was covered in many, many adhesive bandages.

Quite a lot of different sizes as well.

She was dumping something on my head.

‘Senno ecto gammat!’ she said as she continued dumping whatever stuff it was on my head.

“What craziness is this?” I asked.

“Mul-ti-pass!” she answered as the pouring continued.

“Uh…..what?” I asked and looked at the ape who was still holding my head.

The ape shrugged.

‘Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat!” exclaimed the adhesive lady.

“Yeah…” I said, then felt whatever she pouring on my head start to harden.

I jumped up and with my free hand, felt my head.

“You’re dumping concrete on my head?” I asked as the ape shrugged again.

“Leeloo,” responded the lady.

I scraped the wet concrete from my head while trying to keep my distance from the lady.

“LELOO!” she shouted as she followed me with the bucket.

“Wait, just hold on! Don’t you have any Mr. T cereal?”

Her eyes widened.

She dropped the bucket and ran from the room or whatever I was in.

The ape nodded.

She came back into wherever I was and handed me a box of Mr. T cereal.

Even though the expiration date on the box was over 30 years old, I opened it and shoved a handful into my mouth.

“See?” I asked with my mouth full of that crispy sweet corn and oats goodness.

“Me eighth element. Supreme being! Me protect you!” she said, reaching for the box.

“Cool,” I said, shoveling another handful into my mouth before handing her the box.

The whooshing sound started again.

“Hey, wait a minute. Did you take the stickers?” she asked.

I smiled as the ape and I were taken away.