Star Child Two stopped humming.
“I LOVE FUN PARTS!” it bellowed and then continued humming something that could have been “Peg”.
The HR lady shrugged her legs like she couldn’t have cared any more about fun parts.
I just really, really didn’t care since one persons “fun parts” really aren’t fun.
To me.
“Bob’s short. I’m tall,” said Jerome.
I looked for a place to take a nap.
“I mean he’s REALLY short,” continued Jerome.
The HR lady looked for a place to take a nap.
“I’m taller than him, like most everybody,” said Jerome.
Star Child Two continued flying around, not interested and humming something that could have been “I’m In Love With My Car”.
“He was in his garage workshop for days inventing that suit and trying to figure out a way that I could fit into it.”
Eh. Still not totally interesting to me.
“Then he bought a bushel of rubber mallets, a sledgehammer, a couple feet of bicycle chain, pretty paper doilies, bubble bath and WD40”.
Now I was interested.
Now the HR lady was interested.
Star Child Two continued its flight while now humming something that could have been “A Place In The Sun”.
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