Why Our Ambition to Launch a Swedish Farm Porn Site Came to an Unexpected Halt!

We had the Swedish Farm Porn all ready to go when we received a well written email from Yvonne. Granted, everyone would rather gaze upon Swedish porn then read something, but we made a promise and, damnit, we stick to our promises.

So, read on and see why we are putting out financial future on hold. Instead of making a shitload of money by becoming a porn site, we are going to remain a site for those who have a warped view and/or story to tell.


Dear Weirdcrap.com,

Sites like your absolutely disgust me. It’s quite obvious that those that write in to you, as well as those that read the crap on your site are the lowest lifeform known.

You also seem to have a distorted and perverse view when it comes to women. You treat them like filthy sex objects. For example, for all her hard work, the only thing you could do for Melissa was make fun of her life and then you make light of her final demise. That is truly disgusting.

The only reason I visited your site was to see what was happening to Melissa. Some of her beauty tips were a bit off the wall, but that’s what made her so loveable.

After a while, I felt that I was a part of her life. I felt that I was reading her secret diary. She wasn’t perfect, but she was leading a life that many women only wish they had.

Go right ahead and be an anti-feminine site. I will not visit you site until you find a suitable replacement for Melissa. Please let me know when you do this so that I can tell my friends.


Okay, maybe not very well written, but she made a point and we listened! We emailed her back and offered her Melissa’s job and she’s considering our offer!!! Which is, an offer to write a weekly column for no pay and little gratitued. (because despite the fact we’ve been in business for over 20 years, this site is nothing but a time vampire and tax write off for stupid Bob).

THEREFORE, BY GRAND DECREE (?), WE HEARBY ANNOUNCE THAT SOON, THIS COLUMN WILL ONCE AGAIN BE WRITTEN BY A WOMAN FOR WOMEN!!!

Unfortunately, that won’t happen until Yvonne accepts our offer and actually writes a column!

Yipee skippee and all that good shit.

We’ve given up our dream to become animal-porn-site-millionaires for Yvonne. I hope this pays off!

NEXT WEEK: Some more filler til’ Yvonne gets her shit together!

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