What?
I have no idea what to talk about this week… Imagine that, Hooty is at a loss for words. Maybe we will just ramble and see if I hit on something good.
Last week when I went out to get my lunch I saw a homeless woman wearing the same shirt as me. She stared to approach me to beg for money but saw what I was wearing and stopped. IT’S A NEW SHIRT! Anyway, it was at that moment that I figured out how to stop the problem of panhandling.
You know when you are walking toward a homeless person that they are going to ask you for change, just ask them before they can ask you. Either it will work, or you will get beat down. Good Luck!
Once I was in Atlantic city, with someone who shall remain nameless, and we were panhandled by a man who was handing out business cards that said “ I am a deaf/mute and out of work. Do you have any spare change?” we being the kind people that we are said “No”, and clear as day the man replied “ ok, thanks” proving to the person that I was with that the panhandler could hear and speak. It was at that time my companion began to yell, “He can hear! He can hear! Don’t give him any money” and even though they had been warned, very loudly, people still gave him money.
Not only was I embarrassed by my companion’s outburst, but I am sure that guy made more money that that night than I do all year. How do you fill out your 1040 when you’re a beggar? Do they put it in the Tips column? If any beggars are reading this drop me a line and let me know.
If your going to beg in the street you should at least put on a show…like dancing. Something along the lines of Homeless American Idol. Because if I have to work for my money, so should they.
Ok, that’s it! This sucked, sorry.
Next week: Anything better than this!
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