The Journey To HR, Part 87!

“WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?”

That’s what I heard from a booming voice.

I tried to speak, but couldn’t.

It was almost like I had something stuck in my mouth.

I looked around but really couldn’t since I was lying face down on a cloud.

I heard a squelching sound and, with my limited field of vision, saw a pair of tiny feet.

I felt a pulling from the back of my neck and soon the corn stalk was removed.

I spit out some blood, leaves and corn and sat up.

A tiny angel was looking down at me, smiling beatifically.

I smiled back.

Then I frowned.

I got up and stretched.

“WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?” boomed that voice again.

“Uhhhh…drop-kicking this little angel off this cloud?” I asked.

“THEN DO IT!” boomed that voice.

So I did.

“THANKS!” boomed the voice.

The whooshing sound was coming back.

“That was it?” I asked, a bit puzzled.

“YEP! ANGEL BOB WAS ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF ME AND I JUST WANTED HIM GONE!”

“Wait…..you crap? And wait again…….that was Bob?”

The response was a booming laugh.

The whooshing sound was now louder.

“HEY EVERYONE, IT’S PARTY TIME! BOB’S GONE! MORE BEER FOR EVERYONE!”

As I was carried away, I heard cheering and it almost sounded like an angelic choir even though I’ve never heard one before.