The Journey To HR, Part 85!
(This is going to be a long one since I’ll be……indisposed for awhile. Probably in jail.)
A phone rang.
I looked around.
No phone.
Star Child Two appeared and bonked my thigh.
I reached into the pocket and pulled out a phone.
I brought a phone?
I guess so.
The call was from Disney.
I answered it.
Someone was screaming about the killing of Herbie.
I hung up.
They called back.
I answered it again.
This time I listened while they ranted and screamed about what a disgusting creature I was for killing such an iconic Disney character.
When they were done, I spoke.
(I lied.)
