The Journey To HR, Part 84!




It WAS Herbie!

It responded to me by opening it’s front hood.

I climbed inside.

There came that whooshing sound again.

The hood opened a bit and I peered out.

We were in a race!

It was exciting!

We won!

I climbed out and accepted the trophy.

Herbie squirted oil on the crowd that admired me and the trophy.

We laughed.

Whooshing.

The front hood opened again and I jumped in.

Again.

This time when I peered out of the slightly opened hood.

We were in an old firehouse.

Outside, the building was surrounded by demolition equipment.

Herbie tooted its horn and the demotion equipment was demolished by other VW Beetles.

I climbed out and accepted another trophy.

More oil was squirted.

We all laughed again.

Whooshing.

I jumped in.

When I looked out, we were in Monte Carlo.

Another race.
Of course we won.

Another trophy.

More squirted oil.

I got bored.

Grabbed a gun from a local gendarme and shot Herbie dead.

Whooshing……………..




Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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