The Journey To HR, Part 79!




The gasp I gasped wasn’t from surprise.

I was way beyond surprise at this point.

No, the gasp I gasped was a gasp of pain.

My left hand REALLY hurt.

I looked down and saw what was causing the pain.

A small ape was grasping my hand quite tightly.

I tried to shake my hand free, but he grasped even harder causing me to gasp yet again.

The ape pointed at the old man in the bed.

The old man pointed back.

The small ape began jumping up and down and a little bit sideways without letting go of my hand.

I decided to point at the old man with my free hand.

The old man raised his other arm and pointed at me.

Star Child Two flew around the room.

The old man raised one of his legs and it followed Star Child Two’s flight around the room.

“No….” said the old man.

“No?” I asked.

The old man nodded weakly as he continued to point with three of his four appendages.

“Fair enough.” I said.

The old man coughed and then closed his eyes as he continued with his pointing.

“Well,” I said. “That’s that I suppose?”

The ape released my hand and quickly lumbered to the bed.

He hopped onto the bed.

“This isn’t going to end well,” I said.

Star Child Two agreed from the other side of the room.

We looked away as the mushy sounds began.




Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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